…that the summer is over!

I took this photo a few weeks ago. Until then i was sure that no human being could ever be scared by a flower!! I admit this one sent some shivers down my spine. I mean, look at this freaky sun flower zombie. I still try to understand why someone is leaving this 2m (!) tall monster rotting away for at least half a year in his front garden – a garden right next to the street!

Maybe it’s a granny who finally found a way how to scare the young noisy kids away?

I added a new project – one that is dealing with the phenomenon of the fact that we always seem to lose one glove – not two. ONE!

Check here for more visual proof. >>

…that BANKSY might have gotten up his own arse a bit too much lately.

…why there might be still LARGE quantities of EVERYTHING in this shop.

…that the driver of this car might be a woman.

….that this might NOT be the BEST place to get a meal.

This sums it up pretty much.

Damn, I actually hate talking about this kind of stuff. But I have to admit that Jade’s story is worth a media dissertation or two. I mean she was made famous because of being on Big Brother for being not the sharpest tool in the box. Kept in the eye of the public by the tabloids and women’s weeklys she then re-appeared years later in Celebrity Big Brother, in which she apparently made some stupid racist comments against an Indian actress.

She then felt hated by the entire 1-billion-population of the sub-continent and decided as a way-to-say sorry to go on an Indian version of – you guessed it: Big Brother. There she was told by the producers that she had cancer – life on TV! Man, this feels like a sick version of the Truman Show!

These are the luggage trolleys of the infamous Heathrow Terminal 5 late night just before closing time. There is no big story to it. I was just really impressed by the massive number of them. I can only imagine what the airport must look like when they are all in use!!!

In case you’re bored (VERY bored), can you count how many there are?

You could make a great stop-motion-animation film with them i guess. Here you go animators, there’s an idea for you!

A few years ago I stumbled across a group on flickr where people posted photos of things that looked like faces. Instantly I was hooked, wherever I go I see faces, I don’t even have to look for them, they literally scream at me to take their photos. Now friends who saw my pictures, start doing the same, they see faces everywhere! I love it!

Click on the face or the photo for more of them! :O)

Me and some mates found this lady frozen in a worringly weird position for quite a while when we walked into the backyard of a pub to catch some air.

When i say “a while” – it was for at least 3 or 4 minutes – which in this circumstance can be regarded as “quite a while” i find.

And when i say “frozen” i mean she really didnt move at all – like an obscure statue.

I just couldn’t figure out what she was doing. For a few seconds i thought she was crying.

Or was she just REALLY fascinated by this patch of grass?

But she then somehow “woke-up” and moved and i could see that she was just making a phone call!

Which was all-in-all less weird, but still not comepletely un-weird. I mean that position was still awkward. Maybe that was the only spot in the whole garden where she had reception? What shitty network was that?!

Or does this position increase your concentration?

Maybe she was explaining her child at home how to have a poo?  And she was one of those people who need to demonstrate everything in order to explain it properly?

Do you know this woman? Does she always make phone calls in this position? Please tell me! I don’t wanna die without having an explanation for this!!!