Yes that’s right the last but one of the legendary lo*kee gatherings – well in the current venue that is! But lo*kee is moving – so no need to panic! The very last one in this place will happen in only two weeks time! So you gotta hurry if you want a chance to join the fun!
then you might as well do it in style!
going on here??! Is this a shitty art installation or just a really dangerous sack of sand?
would be a person – then it probably would be one of those kids in school that were always beaten up.
A friend’s birthday at Naughty – and itchy i was on board. Happy Birthday Nan! Here are my presents!
…they don’t like Chavs in here…
I can’t understand why!! Cause they look so lovely…
If you want to know how much of a chav you are, you can make the ultimate Chav-test here:
It asks you questions like:
1 . Have you ever gone for a romantic dinner for two at Pizza Hut?
2 . Does your wardrobe contain one or more items in that Burberry check?
6 . Is drinking bottles of cider in your local bus stop a favourite pastime?
8 . Do you own a special tracksuit ‘for best’?
11 . Do you know anyone that’s ever been on Trisha?
I just did the test – and it said i am a Wannabe chav: “Wannabe chav You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn’t stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There’s nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you’ll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.”
I should be worried – very worried.
…if you need your Basil delivered to your New York office the next morning 9am sharp – get the guys from BasilExpress to do the job!